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Swolenormous T-Shirt

$35.00
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Color: Black
Size

Description

Care to grow a beard and long hair instantly when putting on this shirt? Well...too bad... but it does make you feel like a unicorn is massaging your traps and feeding you grapes.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 ½ 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61

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